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FORKLIFT FACELIFT
02:22
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Battery is charged
Targets all around
Ready for revenge
For poor work ethic
Fork in face
Steel embrace
Time for a raise
By raise I mean the lift
Hoisted high above
The blood it gushes, drips
Workplace hazard
Bodies splattered
No human resources
No workers comp for the dead
Too late for sick leave
The scene was so grisly
Blinded by gore now
The eyewash station is futile
The time clock is ticking
And it's time to break you
I will drive
Into you
And you'll die
From the force
Your
Face
Man-
gled
Eyes burst out
Teeth punched in
Ears spurt blood
Nose concave
There's nothing left
Fucking dead
I'm a good driver
You are the victim
I have a license
You have an obituary
Smashed into bits by the weight of the truck
And no one gives a fuck
Cut off the work force
Even the janitor
No one left to clean the blood
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2. |
ACCIDENTAL ASSASSINATION
01:34
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You
You're so loud
Worthless clown
You're unwanted so get the fuck out
We agreed
That we need
To do something about this dumb mess
I confess
This distress
Has left me simply no other choice
Throw you from the top
Break you through the glass
Falling several stories till you're dead you fucking ass
Every bone is fractured
Spine is snapped in two
Open casket funeral impossible without a lot of glue
Purely accidental...
Well the phone just rang
It was your dad
They know you're dead
And they just wanted to say thanks
What a mistake
Meaning your birth
Sent me a check for what the effort was worth
The blood
Will at some point be washed away by rain
The glass
Can be replaced by professionals in that field
The price
Will probably be reasonable considering windows are so common
The quiet
Was absolutely worth the time to kill you off
Useful violence
This worked well
You being dead
I should do this more often
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3. |
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Why are these orange cones
Blocking my shortcut
These traffic lanes are so slow
Nothing to my right but dust
Swerve wheel and pedal to floor
Run down the workers in orange
10,000 fined for each one
No one left standing ensures there won't be a report
Sure it's
Not the right thing
To do
But think of how
Fast I'm
Getting to my
Destination
They would understand
The vests
Are orange
And yet the blood is red
If an-
nything
That's false advertisement
I tried
to wait
But it took too long
Now
I choose
To drive
in all road construction zones
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4. |
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Hiding in nonfiction section
No one else around
My pistol and a silencer
To kill without a sound
I'll pick you off while you're mid-book
For pleasure or research
My bibliography of death
Lists you as the next source
Turn the page
It's your brains
(For that) you'll be charged
(I'm) still at large
Killed you dead
Book was read
Now it's red
Cuz you bled
What a twist
I just missed
Hit some kid
Cramped my wrist
He'll be fine
Wait he's dead
That's too bad
Maybe next time
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5. |
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What are your symptoms
Let's check your pulse
My diagnosis:
You're still breathing
I have just the thing
Take two of these each day
Or better yet keep taking them until it goes away
Your life
In my professional opinion
Is
A waste
Cancerous and worthless
I will
Prescribe
Short but painful drug demise
I will
Sign off
With a poorly written "kill yourself"
In
My years
Of medical experience
Malpractice is hard
To prove when victims die alone and are unliked
Existing
A disease
Cured in death
Cured in fucking death
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6. |
WEAPONIZED PROSTHETICS
03:17
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I have a right to bear arms
Artificial limbs
Steal them from their owners
Use them for self defense
Like if, say, for instance
I took someone's leg
And they tried to retaliate
Then I'd have to beat them with it
I will wield their limbs
Fists are not my own
Bionic commando
Standing my ground
Pulverizing
Plastic force
Like
You've never
Felt
Before
I have the power
Manufactured to
Support
My needs
Killing
As I please
Turning
Disabled
Persons'
Limbs into my weapons
Is this inhumane?
Am I in the wrong?
Am I not protected
By the second amendment?
Plead it
Plead the fifth
Prison
Not for me
Insane
I'm insane
Prosthetics?
Never again
No I lied
Back to work
Rip off their arms
Tear off their legs
Bludgeoning them
Do it again
I'm
Not
E-
Vil
I
Am just
Severely
Misunderstood
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