Not quite a "licensed professional" per se
But I do take on clients for minimal pay
I own my own table and rubber gloves too
In a dimly lit spot stocked with scalpels and glue
Lay down, close your eyes and just point to what hurts
I'll drug you and cut you, that usually works
Since you're feeling some chest pains I might dig around
See what else I can fix while you're asleep and sound
Surgical incisions
All without direction
Limbs removed from body
Just as a precaution
You are cured
I'm assuming
I just need to put you back together
I have both lungs, but misplaced the heart
I glued your arms on backwards so I'll need to restart
Why is your left arm attached to the right leg
I'm sure those don't go there but where is the head
The toes are entangled in entrails and tounge
The ribcage is shielding the nose, mouth and eyes
The table is engulfed in a mess of bodily fluids
I scoop it up by hand but see there's nowhere left to put it back into
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